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so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love with a human dude bUT LEGOLAS (AKA ‘YOU LITTLE SHIT’) JUST SAYS “FUCK IT” AND SNEAKS GIMLI INTO THE GODDAMN UNDYING LANDS LIKE CONTRABAND TWIZZLERS INTO A MOVIE THEATER

best literary analysis ever




i feel so whack judging lame people in relationships im so bitter that nerds can be happy

So just because someone doesn’t fit your definition of “cool” they’re not allowed to be in a happy, healthy relationship? Maybe that’s why you’re single.

im single because every sexual partner ive had has died from immense physical trauma due to my gigantic wiener. so maybe take a walk in my shoes before you judge…




We’re just alike, you and I.

Oh geez! I never noticed this before!!!

haha it’s funny because it’s a coincidence, like one scenario is heterosexual and it’s understood to be sexualized, and the other one is homosexual and thus not sexual at all, haha, haha, haha, it’s like the writers don’t even know what they’re doing lol I bet they feel silly now bromance friends platonic

I want to point out that the second is intended to be sexualized because Jim maintains eye contact the entire time that the female guard is getting his gum with the intention to unnerve her, the gum is in the pocket of his trousers, he doesn’t ask her for gum and instead asks her to slip her hand into his pocket, and the fact that he sticks his tongue out to take a piece. Sexual harassment is everywhere.

On the other hand, Sherlock asks John to get his phone in an emotionless tone and clearly states that his phone is the goal rather some allusion to his penis, he doesn’t meet John’s eyes, it’s in his jacket, John gets it without feeling trapped under Sherlock’s gaze and is more relaxed about it. There is a clear difference.

(Source: thekneegrope)





Okay… Why aren’t we talking about how Nick Hurran (the man who directed His Last Vow) has a “Known For” section on IMDB that is exclusively romance? (Virtual Sexuality isn’t listed with the romance genre, but it seems to have an element of romance in it despite being a “sex comedy”) [ x]



must be why he did such a good job with John and Mary’s relationship. :)


but how can you POSSIBLY try to use “john only got married after sherlock left!!” as some sort of argument for johnlock when that’s a HUGE indicator of the manipulation and abuse in their dynamic? like…..if it takes someone completely and (supposedly) permanently leaving your life in order for you to develop a relationship with someone else, that’s not “cute,” that’s unhealthy as fuck.

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