my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia
the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom
Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.
there’s bad movies that you just turn off ten minutes in but then there’s bad movies that are an adventure
Hmm…I wonder what happened here.
The Fault in Our Stepbrothers
if i was your boyfriend i would do so much cute stuff. i’d bring you soup when you were feeling sick, i’d rub your tummy when you got cramps, i’d wake you up in the middle of the night dressed as an eagle shouting abstract poetry at my own dick